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zaptap:

tfw nintendo completely ignores mothers 25th anniversary

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(Source: megapidgeot)

almostcrazycatlady98:

Cats Being Cats

Money can buy

ragingpeacock:

  • Independence and safety (not having to rely on abusive ppl, getting to control how you spend your time and money)
  • Experiences (travel, events, vacations, entertainment)
  • Health (medical care duh, good food, good location, reduced stress)
  • Opportunity (car, being able to move, having a safety net, “looking professional”)
  • Confidence (clothes that make you look good, things that make you feel good)

iunno that seems a lot like happiness

(Source: hangcastle)

(Source: canthelpbeingfabulous)

searchiebutt:

Why is this not illegal

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oinkwiping:

Getting a test you know you’re about to fail

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cuntsman-sniper:

teddytrumpet:

septetteforaspookyprincess:

when you accidentally step on a bee

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Omfg

i don’t speak musician somebody translate this please

Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
Reblog if you would date a robot. I’m not a robot I’m just asking for a friend. I have skin.

punlich:

kiloueka:

punlich:

kiloueka:

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

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I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

fvming:

"You don’t have many followers"

Jesus only had 12

(Source: fvming)

jerkidiot:

I give great advice

jerkidiot:

I give great advice

glasssoul:

friends who like and play the same games as you but on a different platform

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(Source: cutespookydragon)

vinegod:

How to get out of saying the “L” word by Victory Brinker